Random Goth!Talia Meme~!

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls! (Goth!Talia Version~!~!~!)

1. Night

2. Iommi

3. Gil

4. Mephisto

5. Mortifer

6. Kraehe (The "ae" substitutes the umlaut over the a.)

7. Ichabod

8. Aleksei

9. Lestat

10. Nikolo (Cause he needs some character development.)

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1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Night-kun~!
Night: ^^~

2 asked you to go out with him?

Io? o3o He has emotions??

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: OUT, YOU GOTHICAL PRUSSIAN BASTARD. >:U

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

... WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WHY MEPHI HAVE YOU FINALLY LOST IT.

5 cooked you dinner?

Me: Pasta~!~!~!
Mortifer: Si~! ^7^

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I am not surprised.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

o3o Gothical Doistuuuuuuu~~~~~~

8 got into the hospital somehow?

ICHABOD STOP WITH THE FIGHING ALREADY. -3- Gosh.

9 made fun of your friends?

YOU DIE NAO, BIATCH... AFTER I GET AHOLD OF NUCLEAR WEAPONRY.

10 ignored you all the time?

Meh. XD He ignores everyone.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Panic. Call England. Then panic some more.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Iommi: *calmly calls the hospital while I scream my head off*

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

>_> Beer.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Mephisto: ... *turns and walks away, whistling*
Me: GET BACK HERE, BASTARD!! >:U

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Mortifer: Veh~~~
... Yeah, that's about it. XD

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Kraehe: ... Good for you.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Bodddddd... Can I have your motorcycle pleeeeeeaaaaaaaase~?

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Aleksei: ^J^
HE WON'T CALM ME DOWN, HE'LL KILL ME. D:

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT--

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Nikolo: *stares a little* ... *backs away slowly*

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Cause he's FREAKING ADORABLE!!! XD

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

._. Io. No. Just... no.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

NOT AT ALL, NEXT QUESTION--

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

... I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN YOU, MEPHI.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

OBVIOUSLY. Gothical GerIta~! <3

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Me: *facepalm* Seriously? After I just managed to get a fortuitously nice answer for the last question?
Kraehe: *ignoring me*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

o3o What chu plannin', Bod?

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him?

... Yeah, you've got no luck there. Go have hate-sex with Ichabod now--//shot

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

NOT IF IT WAS THE LAST FOOD ON EARTH.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Of course! It'd break his little heart if I didn't!

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Aleksei does not care. XD And Io was already a little bit emo...

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

... Not very long. XD No one can see him, so he gives up and quits.

3 told 6 he started his period.

Gil: West, I started my period.
Kraehe: ... Good for you...?

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

NOW YOU'RE (sorta) THINKING STRAIGHT, MEPHI.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

... It doesn't surprise me. XD

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Iommi: ... *shrugs*
Kraehe: Glad ve settled that. *goes back to his tattooing*
Gil: ... You guys suck.

7 got high.

BOD YOU LITTLE--

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

NONONONONONONO NOT NIGHT-NII-CHAN YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM LESTAT OR I SIC ALL THE KAT'S IN THE WORLD ON YOU!!!! AND SHE SCARED THE ONI TWICE!!!!

10 starts working at a bar.

... He'll quit if no one sees him. XD Time for skimpy waiter outfits--//shot

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.

Me: ... HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE--
Night: Ehehe... ^^"

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?

-3- He discovered England and he didn't want to hurt me by cheating. I don't much mind.

2 is in love with 4, he confesses. How does 4 respond?

(GOTHICAL SPAMANO--//murdered)
Mephisto: ... Alright.
Iommi: *small smirk-like smile*

3 is a drug addict. What do you do?

GOTH!HUNGARY'S FRYING PAN TO THE RESCUE--

4 kisses 8 what's your reaction?

Me: WHY?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOTH!SPAMANO?!?!?!

6 kisses your boyfriend. What do you do?

Silly Kraehe, you can't kiss something that doesn't exist! (Sebastian Plushie: Pot. Kettle. Black.)

7 is missing. Where do you go to look for him?

Let's check to see if he's harassing Aleksei...

8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring?

Speaking in general.

9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say?

OH GOD WHY--

10 hates you, why?

I don't see him. XD

1 gives you a teddy bear. Why?

CAUSE HE IS NIGHT AND HE'S ADORABLE LIKE THAT.

2 and 6 are fighting. What do you do?

Watch and end up getting bored cause they don't even get that into it. XD

3 ate 7. What’s your reaction?

WHAT--

4 died. How?

All those little half-insane times when he thought he loved Lestat finally caught up with him...

9 turns invisible. What does he do to you? (*changed because this would be funnier*)

HOLY SHIT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE--

6 loses his memory. You have to give him a new memory. What do you say to him?

Me: You are the most awesome tattooed person in the world. -3-
Kraehe: ... Alright then.

7 is having his baby today! What’s her/his name?

Awwww~! <3 Their name shall be either Alex or Nellie! (Cause Bod's stuck in his Fiftes names.)

8 is a pervert. He’s coming right at you. What do you do?

I KNEW IT--

5 is going through a tough break up. How do you cheer him up?

-3- Pasta is the answer to all of life's problems.

10 broke up with 9. What do you do?T

hrow a party. NIKO, YOU HAVE DONE THE RIGHT THING. BUT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, SO CONSIDER THIS YOUR WAKE.

Have you ever read a Six/Nine fic?

OH HELL NO--

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

... Mephisto's pretty hot. XD

What would happen if Eight got Ten pregnant?

What? No, Niko would definitely top--//slaughteredbyAleksei

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

... No, not really. They might be friends, though. o3o

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Mortifer/Nikolo BECAUSE EVEN CRACK PAIRINGS ARE BETTER THAN LESTAT.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Ten having sex?

Ichabod: ... The hell, man?
Iommi: Get out. -_-*

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Goth!PruCan! "Sometimes it felt like Gil was the only one who could see him... and Nikolo wouldn't have it any other way."

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

There is no such thing as fluff when the sadists are involved. Not even when it involves Night-kun.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten hurt/comfort fic.

(So many canon pairings! XD) Hmm... How about "Saving the Unseen from the Red Menace"? XD That one would definitely be mixed with humor, though.

If you wrote a Song-fic about one, what song would you choose?

Hm. I'd actually pick Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here." It sounds a lot like something Night would write in a letter to England.

If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?

Night/Kraehe/Nikolo. Warning: A hell of a lot of fluff, and a three-way conversations that're only being kept afloat by Night. XD

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

... Never. o3o I'm writing one though.