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    DORIAN BLACKHEART: User Guide and Manual

    Kaitlyn the Boss-chan
    Kaitlyn the Boss-chan
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    Post by Kaitlyn the Boss-chan April 4th 2013, 1:10 am

    DORIAN BLACKHEART: User Guide and Manual

    Congratulations on your purchase of a DORIAN BLACKHEART unit! By using this manual, you may attempt to unlock the full potential of your new demonic companion!

    Technical Specifications:

    Name: Dorian Alexandr Jacques Uri Mycroft Blackheart. Responds to "Dorian", "Creeper", or "brother mine" depending upon the person/unit speaking.

    Age: 15967

    Place of Manufacture: The Republic of Lower Romany (Hell)

    Height: 7' 5"

    Weight: 55 lbs.

    Size: Butler-in-Black

    Your DORIAN BLACKHEART unit comes equipped with:

    One (1) high-collared Renaissance jacket

    One (1) white, spidersilk fencing shirt

    One (1) pair of black, tightly-fitting pants

    One (1) black-bladed rapier and scabbard

    Two (2) small, white horns

    One (1) Fiend servant named "Jarta"

    Programming

    Your DORIAN BLACKHEART unit is equipped with the following traits:

    Singer: Your DORIAN BLACKHEART is capable of a vocal range between "Creed" and "Terrance Zdunich". Whether this is used for monetary gain or personal enjoyment is up to you.

    Lolicon: Works best with a PSICOPATIA GOLDVEIN unit (contact Flying Mint Bunny Co. for details on purchasing one).

    Removing Your DORIAN BLACKHEART Unit from the Package:

    Awakening the DORIAN BLACKHEART unit is fairly simple. Provided below are a few ways to successfully awaken your DORIAN BLACKHEART without any undue loss of life or virginity.

    1) Simply open the box. If he is awake, your DORIAN BLACKHEART willautomatically become curious as to why it is no longer trapped and go off to investigate. It is best to reprogram him at this time.

    2) If you are unsure how to go about getting him out, knock on the side of the box. Your DORIAN BLACKHEART will--grudgingly--help you through the process.

    3) Leave the box alone for three days. This method is not recommended, as once he finally gets out, he will be in a very bad mood.

    Reprogramming:

    Once your DORIAN BLACKHEART is out of the box (if he isn't still pissed at you for leaving him in there for three days), you may reprogram him to any of the following modes.

    Politely Curious (default)

    Seductive

    Rape-Maniac

    Loving

    Overprotective Brother

    Innocent (locked)

    The DORIAN BLACKHEART automatically comes in the Politely Curious mode, meaning he will ask what certain things are or do and will generally be interested in anything you show him.

    To activate the Seductive mode, introduce the presence of a PSICOPATIA GOLDVEIN unit set to her Snarky mode. Your DORIAN BLACKHEART will begin to flirt with and/or molest the other unit or any surrounding females.

    To activate the Rape-Maniac mode, leave you DORIAN BLACKHEART with a PSICOPATIA GOLDVEIN unit set to her Friendly mode. Her innocence will cause DORIAN BLACKHEART to become consumed with lust for her. For best results, you may also introduce a DANTE BLACKHEART unit set to Protective mode. Flying Mint Bunny Co. advises you to lock your doors when attempting to activate this mode.

    To activate the Loving mode, leave your DORIAN BLACKHEART with a DANTE BLACKHEART unit set on either Heartbroken or Overly-Trusting. This will cause him to feel pity and/or empathy for those around him.

    To activate the Overprotective Brother mode, set a DANTE BLACKHEART unit on Demonic and let him run wild. Your DORIAN BLACKHEART will attempt to bring him out of it using any means necessary. This includes innocent smiling, tears, and hugging.

    The only way to unlock the Innocent mode is to introduce a PSICOPATIA GOLDVEIN unit who has been set to her locked Murderous mode and leave the two in a small room for a week. Your DORIAN BLACKHEART will emerge very submissive and naive, following whatever the PSICOPATIA GOLDVEIN unit says. The only way to break him out of it is to expose him to a PAPA BLACKHEART or DANTE BLACKHEART unit.

    Relationships with Other Units:

    DANTE BLACKHEART: These two have eons of animosity behind them. While he is still considered more important, DORIAN BLACKHEART is often extremely jealous of DANTE BLACKHEART for his friends and general happiness. They can get along, however, when both set to their Politely Curious modes.

    PSICOPATIA GOLDVEIN: The unit is basically infatuated with her. Though he may find company with another unit/person, PSICOPATIA GOLDVEIN is the one he truly lusts after. PSICOPATIA GOLDVEIN, on the other hand, detests him.

    PAPA BLACKHEART: Though DORIAN BLACKHEART holds some animosity towards him, he always holds PAPA BLACKHEART in the highest respect. Mostly because the man is too oblivious for his own good.

    CONAN GOLDVEIN: DORIAN BLACKHEART absolutely abhors him for his lack of gentlemanly demeanor and obsessive "love" for PSICOPATIA GOLDVEIN. The two will almost always be at odds when in each other's presence.

    Cleaning

    Your DORIAN BLACKHEART is capable of cleaning himself; however, he does like to show off his attractive body (especially to any PSICOPATIA GOLDVEIN units in the area), but only the upper half, as he is a gentleman.

    Feeding

    Souls are your best bet; however, your DORIAN BLACKHEART unit is an excellent chef and can sustain himself with his own cooking. He will often ask if you would like some, too.

    Rest

    DORIAN BLACKHEART needs very little rest, and usually gets it during cat-naps about midday. He may sometimes fall asleep at midnight only to wake up rather cheerfully at about five in the morning.

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: My DORIAN BLACKHEART is pretty sad. What do I do?
    A: Purchase a PSICOPATIA GOLDVEIN unit and blackmail her into giving him a kiss.

    Q: I'm afraid of being raped by my DORIAN BLACKHEART unit. What do I do?!
    A: He will most likely not rape you; he prefers his lovers willing. If you do feel as if you're going to get raped and/or molested by the unit, lock him in a closet for three days. He should be fine.

    Q: My DANTE BLACKHEART and DORIAN BLACKHEART units keep trying to kill each other. How do I prevent this?
    A: Decide which one you like better and get rid of the other.

    Troubleshooting

    Problem: Your DORIAN BLACKHEART unit has no Rape-Maniac or Seductive setting.

    Solution: We seem to have sent you a PROFESSOR DORIAN BLACKHEART unit by mistake. This unit is a much more innocent and adorable version of the original DORIAN BLACKHEART unit that will speak French when flustered (which happens quite a lot). Be warned that he is very gullible, however, and that he can snap into a locked Lolicon mode at any second when in the presence of a PSICOPATIA GOLDVEIN unit.

    End Notes

    With the proper care and attention, the DORIAN BLACKHEART unit can become a steadfast and entertaining member of your family. If you have read this manual, it shouldn't be a problem! Bonne chance!

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