Meme Using OCs

Pick 10 random characters. (OCs, in this case.)

1. Tulio

2. Rico

3. Sergei

4. Katlina

5. Sandu

6. Slade

7. Dante

8. Jacob

9. Dorian

10. Beau


You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.

TULIO WILL SHARE IT. NOW.

2 confesses his love to you.
What about Sandu?! D:

You walk into 3 in the street at midnight.

Me: o3o Hi~
Sergei: Y-you can s-see me?
Me: Yes. Wanna be friends?
Sergei: D-da. ^^
Friendship~!!

You win a free holiday with 4.

Me: Can we go to France?
Katlina: -3- Yes. Yes we can.

5 saves your life.

Thank you Sandu~!

6 is living in your house.

Me: Two rules. One, don't even so much as look at the kitchen; and two, always tell me when you're bringing Tulio over.
Slade: Why the second one?
Me: *hides video camera* No reason...

You find 7's mobile phone (cellphone).

... *smiles evilly*

You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up.

Me: *yawns* Something wrong, Jacob?
Jacob: ... It's one in the afternoon and you're still asleep?

9 kidnaps you.

PSIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! DAAAANTEEEEEEEEE!!! SAVE MEEEEEE!!! D':

You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat.

^^ I don't mind.

1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4.

Tulio: *takes Dante's hands* I love you.
Dante: ... You've been drinking again, haven't you.
Me: D': WHAT?!
Katlina: ._.

2 and 9 are arguing.

Why is Dorian wasting his time arguing with Rico when he has a Psi to stalk?

6 is molesting 3.

SLADE, GO HOME. YOU'RE DRUNK. LEAVE THE KAWAII RUSSIAN ALONE.

5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one.

Me: *grabs Beau and FLEES*
Sorry Sandu, but he's tiny and you can just magic your way out of there.

2 is invisible.

SOMEONE GUARD SANDU.

OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia!

NEIN! He is just more egotistical and vain than Prussia. -3-

1, 6 and 4 are at your house for dinner. There's a black out.

Tulio and Slade will sneak into the closet... and me and Kat will be armed with video cameras and waiting for the right time to strike!

3 and 7 pull a prank on you.

I expected this from Dante, but SERGEI?! Why?! D:

You walk in on 4 and 10 kissing.

Katlina: *kisses the top of Beau's head*
Beau: o3o
Me: Awww
(YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY WHAT KIND OF KISSING. XD)

4 and 9 steal your boat.

GEEV EET BACK. >:I

While 5 and 7 rob your house.

Dante is a terrible influence on my innocent Nations! D:

You're on a cruise with 3 and 4 and the Bad Touch Trio (Prussia, France and Spain) is on the same one.

France: Bonjour~
Prussia: Hallo!
Spain: Hola~!
Me/Katlina: o3o Hi France.
Prussia/Spain: *ignored XD*
Sergei: N-now you know how I f-feel.

You need a new organ. 1 and 6 are both compatible.

If it's a liver, I'm screwed both ways. XD

5 is robbing 2.

OF HIS VIRGINITY!!! (Sandu as a seme? XD)

You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple.

Pfft, I can just walk out. XD Beau cannot stop meh.

1, 2 and 4 are watching a scary movie.

Tulio: *desperately afraid* D': Why did I agree to this?!
Rico: *slightly unnerved* O_o
Katlina/Me: *unaffected XD*

You're stuck on a desert island with 7, 8, 9 and 10.

We'll eat Dorian first.

3 and 5 have robbed a bank. 5 comes to you for help.

STOP HANGING OUT WITH DANTE, THE BOTH OF YOU. HE IS A VERY BAD INFLUENCE ON YOUR ADORABLE INNOCENCE. >:I

6 is in a bad mood with 3 for robbing a bank. 6 comes to you.

DAMN STRAIGHT HE'S IN A BAD MOOD. We're gonna slap Dante for this. -3-

1 and 7 are doing a monkey dance. You and 10 are watching and filming it.

Me: *facepalm* You couldn't have done the Bad Apple dance so I could have something good to film?
Beau: o3o

2 and 8 are being racist about 6 and 4.

Me: *attacks Rico and Jacob with Russia's pipe* >:I NEIN.

3, 5 and 9 are at a convention.

Sergei: *invisible*
Sandu: o3o
Dorian: *eyeing the passing girls*
Me: HI~!~!~!~! <3

You, 1, 4, 6 and 10 are having a sleepover at 7's house.

Me, Tulio, Katlina, Slade, and Beau. ME AND KAT SHALL STALK THE WONDERFUL SARDINAVA-NESS. XD

2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2 doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back.

Rico is in love with Sandu who's in love with Jacob who's in love with Rico. But Rico doesn't love Jacob back, Sandu doesn't love Rico back, and Jacob doesn't love Sandu back.
WHY DOES THE FIRST SENTENCE MAKE SO MUCH SENSE--